Writing Is Like Sex. First You Do It for Love | Pastiche Sunday

Writing Is Like Sex. First You Do It for Love | Pastiche Sunday

The first time I had sex, it lasted a whopping four minutes and only cost me a lifetime of regret. Effie May Garrett, Tender Underneath Lovelies, That's a line from my upcoming book. Sorry to anyone who wanted to know about my first time. The reality was nothing special. We lied on a blanket under [...]

I’m Not the Main Character in My Novel; It’s Just a Coincidence We’re Both Pretentious Nightmares | Pastiche Sunday

I’m Not the Main Character in My Novel; It’s Just a Coincidence We’re Both Pretentious Nightmares | Pastiche Sunday

Hey lovely, On the 31st of May, I will be making good on my threat to re-release my novel. It's called Tender Underneath. It's a pretty story I began writing after Sixth Form and finished in my first year at Poly. About a dozen people have read it for free so far and I'm pretty [...]